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Feature Stories

A few of the copy-driven stories I’ve written

Behind The Scenes Of The Cutest Cooking Show On Television

Mix precocious 10-year-olds with a famously volatile host and add large knives and open flames. How MasterChef Junior's recipe for trainwreck TV instead became a heartwarming twist on the cooking competition show.


Takeru Kobayashi’s Declaration Of Independence

For the fourth year in a row, the Nathan’s 4th of July hot dog-eating contest was without its original superstar thanks to an ongoing, bilious contract dispute. It’s hard to prove you’re still the champ when you don’t have any opponents, and it’s hard to plan your future when your golden opportunity implodes in scandal.


My Life As A Professional Cannabis Baker

A 45-year-old professional cannabis baker based in Los Angeles talked to BuzzFeed about her job. She asked to remain anonymous.

The Only 7 Things You Need To Know About Oysters

There are two kinds of people who eat oysters. There’s the Charming-I-Love-Oysters person, and there’s the I-Am-Trying-Too-Hard-To-Be-Sexy person. Reading this post turns you into the charming kind of oyster person.


 

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